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Jonathan Stockton
Jonathan Stockton is a metromix special contributor and author of "Chicago's Best Dive Bars: Drinking and Diving in the Windy City." A former ice cream man, he enjoys wisecracks, outlandish schemes and a good Polish with mustard and grilled onions.

Dive In
The dive bar blog celebrates Chicago's lesser known taverns. Bar requirements include cheap beer and gobs of character, with special recognition for inventive applications of duct tape. Readers are encouraged to respond to Jonathan Stockton's flawed (and alcohol-influenced) views and challenged to leave their cozy neighborhoods to discover the city's greatest dives.




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« My name is Jonathan, and I am an addict | Main | Grizzly, man »

Originally posted: April 3, 2006

I watched the Sox home opener last night at my favorite Bridgeport bar, Bernice & John's Place.

Not a bad game, but that rain delay was a killer. By the time the fifth inning started it was 11 p.m. Thankfully, the bar served free Italian sausage and pasta. But there's only so much processed meat a man can eat to pass the time.

So I turned to an old friend: Erotic Photo Hunt.

You'll find Photo Hunt on those touchscreen trivia machines. The gist of the game is this: You're given two nearly identical photos of a scantily dressed woman (or man--you get to choose), and you have to point out five differences between the photos before time runs out.

For example, the woman in one photo may have a single strap on her bra, but in the next she has two straps. Or a building may have five windows in one photo, but six in the other.

You're thinking, "Yeah, Jonathan. Sounds thrilling. Find the missing bra strap."

Just give it a try. Of all the games on those trivia machines, Photo Hunt seems the one that lasts longest. And the photos can be damn funny, too--pouffy hair, shots on yachts, dated lingerie. Great for rain delays.

Comments on the game: Gauging from the crowd at Bernice & John's, Sox fans are feeling a lot better about Jim Thome than they did yesterday.

Following Thome's two-run wallop, the whole bar cheered, as one would expect. But after that the crowd settled into a kind of warm smugness reserved for champions.

And you could read the Sox fans' minds. Their thinking went like this: Thome's good. Our Sox, they're really good. Early predictions? World Series bound, baby.

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love your blog. big fan. you've inspired me to check out some bridgeport bars. go sox!

Posted by: Conquistador | Apr 5, 2006 9:48:34 AM


Shouldn't you be a Brewers' fan

Posted by: Joel | Apr 10, 2006 9:44:06 PM


I love that game -except we don't call it "erotic photo hunt." It's "nudie touch." My gal pals and I love to play it in dive bars wherever we may be- the male version, of course. Spot the missing sideburn...hilarious.

Posted by: kelly | Apr 20, 2006 1:38:43 PM


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